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When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
What's that smell?
Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
When a guy rams into his girl/boy friends ass with his penis as hard as he can.
Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary?
Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!
Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?
"when I think of a lesbian ass bitch, I think of lola"
Playing tag but have to slap those ass cheeks, or touching them. Mainly boys but girls plays too.
Kevin, ass tag.
Kevin: (runs to get lorenzo)
Kevin talking to lorenzo after smacking the shit out of his ass: Ass tag!
When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.
September 24-31 is national grab ass week
Yo shiniqua its national grab ass week
Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.
Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.