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Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.
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Someone: You have a girlfriend now?
Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
When a females "no"'s mean "yesssss" then turn into real " NO" or even a "stop it I'm serious"
Damn girl you confuse the f*** out of me with your faltering ass boundaries
When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.
"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."
the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
"Stop being such a baby ass kid!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"
Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".
Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS