The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
Being a dumb ass is to do something against what your COMMON SENSE would tell you to do
Using “Za warudo” in front of the smartest crusader. NOW JOSEPH KNOWS YOU HAVE TIME STOP DUMB ASS. kakyoin will send a message to him and you. will. die. dio.
Me...
When I say i’m a literal dumb ass it means I did something that would be stupid to other people
A dumb ass is someone who does or says something retarded.Sometimes people are dumb asses and do stupid shit.
Larry your a dumb ass you put your dick in the toaster.
any thing Joe Biden says or does shows how big of a dumb ass he is
dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.
"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"