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My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
When whome has had a pinger and it just makes the penis greatfuly large to please any such woman who romes the earth.
Bloody hell , last night was wild I never knew he had a penis like that , even though he was intoxicated to the point whisky dick should of set , but unbelievably out of no where he whoops out a monster and when I asked him what and how he said it's a pinger dick and holly shit was unbelievable how big it was.
When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand
“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”
the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.
Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.
When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time
I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye
its when you suck the big peen
hey man whatchu doing?
im sucking dick