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Send ass and tit pics at the same time on the 31st of may.
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usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.
"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"
This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials
Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?
" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".
"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."
When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
is a girl who has a really fat butt
the girl: OmG I'M sO ThIcK!!
her bff: no you are just a fat ass bitch