When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.
Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night
Person #2: yeah, what happened
Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her
Worst odor possible. Typically used to describe a stank vagina
That bitch smells like Dirty Deward Water..
A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.
My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker
When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.
John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!
When you stick a tube up your butthole and turn on the vacuum-pump so it sucks everything out of your ass.
Gian: "He was playing around whit his friend and he accidentally got a dirty Dammer"
Ulrich: "Oh no poor boy!"
When your sister speaks to the ghost in your room when you masterbate.
Damn dude... I did a dirty elm last night. It was kinda weird tbh.
A dirty kainen is when some one bleaches their pubes and then proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack while humping a snow-orphan.
"man I had the best dirty kainen last night it was snow fun!"