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When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth
He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card
Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.
“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”
Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u
There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .
That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground
The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.
My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.
The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick