when a man with an erect penis rubbs it on your back unexpectedly
I just got dick backed on the jetski
see that guy dick backing her ? that is so creepy
A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.
I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!
The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.
There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.
I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.
Pretending to suck dick to the beat of Crystals - PR1ISVX for clout online
I wanna practice the PR1ISVX Dick Sucking tonight
Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.
2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.
I'm just being a dick dude.