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When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.
It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.
when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce
snoop dogg hasa big bad dick
Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.
Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts
He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm
Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming
Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day