b&v

b&v need to fuck no matter what

did you know b&v did it last night

Herpetitis-V

Herpetitis-V

A combination of Hepatitis and HIV.

The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.

FRIEND #1: "Yeah, my side chick gave me Herpetitis-V but I ate her ass so good during sex that she wanted to go round 3!"

FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"

V-Time

stands for "vomit time"

At bar:

John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!

V time

Virgin time

Ben: Yo bro are you down to game?
Steve: Yea bro i'm always on V time

A Blaine V

When you shit into your partners hands and in return the shit in yours and you then continue to rub the shit all over one another’s body’s, and then continue have anal while a man called David watches.

“My boyfriend was giving me a Blaine V last night! It was exquisite!”

Palestined (v)

Taking something that isn’t yours and shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

I Palestined (v) this nest.

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V-some

Having sex with two people but those people don't have sex with eachother, you can visualise it like a diagram two nodes pointing at one node. This is a dumb definition

Frank - "Bro I colabed with John to have a V-some with Samantha"

Tim - "Bro shut up"