Brown Palm

Same concept as a blumpkin, except to are giving yourself or recieving a hand job while taking a poop on the toilet.

Yo, did you hear that Chris got a brown palm from a man the other night.

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Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.

"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."

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Housey brown

A brown colour, much like that of a house, typically used to aptly describe the colour of one's hair.

Liz: Did you see that new girl at school today?

Kitty: The one with the housey brown hair?

Pat: Houses come in lots of shades of brown...
Sheamy: Ffs, Pat.. There's only one housey brown.
Pat: Ah yes, I know the girl you mean.. The brown hue to her hair really IS housey.

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Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

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Brown Cob

When your partner consumes a strictly corn diet the entire day prior to anal sex and leaves your dick covered in corn laden feces upon removal from her or his rectum.

Did you guys here about Emily and Alex. She found out he was cheating and gave him the brown cob!

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Bobbin' for Browns

A humerous game derived from the age old tradition of Bobbing for Apples, however, some clever dick has replaced the apples with rather unsavoury objects resulting in a rather messy game.

'I tricked Paul into a game of Apple Bobbing but really he was Bobbin' for Browns'

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Pinky & The Brown

Usually a deeply rooted and fabulously loyal multi cultural friendship. When white and brown's finest fuse and create an unstoppable and enviable force.

A clever pun on the epic Warner Bros television series Pinky and The Brain. Can usually be found seeking aesthetically pleasing specimens...or being plain ridiculous!

"Have you met Lauren Smithers and Chanti Tiagi?"

"Yeah, they got that Pinky & The Brown love going on!"

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