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Fransisco De La Vega

1. Unreasonably pompous.
2. The origional/greatest spanish soap opera star. Regarded as the Jesus Christ of his profession.

Damn, that guy can act, plus he's got an astrnomical ego. Maybe one day he'll be 1/10 as awesome as a pre-pubescent Fransisco De La Vega.

by Lyricalminded [Don't Die!] December 22, 2008

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Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.

Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.

Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.

by Not Mat May 11, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oscar De La Homo

Not to be confused with the real boxer Oscar De La Hoya. An Oscar De La homo is a severely undersized man who takes up boxing/Mixed martial arts because he thinks he is tough(when he is not). He is the object of laughter to many because he is oblivious to how ridiculous he makes himself look when he takes himself seriously.

Did you see Nate's pictures posing with boxing gloves?? He is such an Oscar De La Homo!

by Agnes B March 26, 2009

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cara de mil putasos

Spanish: Literally translates to "Face of a thousand hits"

Spanish slang for calling someone ugly, hideous, can be used as an insult in any situation.

Example: "Tienes las cara de mil putasos!"

translates to:
"you're face looks like it's been hit a thousand times!"

or less literal: "you're fucking ugly!"

The word "putaso" (singular) is extremely vulgar, and slang for "hit" ("putasos" is plural for "hits"). The word "putaso" should be used with caution, as it can be taken as a strong insult that can result in physical retaliation, and in Mexico, even death. If you wanted to call someone ugly without pissing them off too much, you may use something less vulgar, such as saying, "estas feisimo!" which translates to "you're very ugly!" which is less likely to result in being shot, kidnapped or beat mercilessly.

by Cotijense86 December 5, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zack De la Rocha

The lead singer of the now disbanded Rage Against The Machine who has recently begun work on a solo album. Zack's politically aware lyrics will continue living on as some of the most well-written verses in music.

"Zack De la Rocha is your God, now bow down and beg him for a mere shred of his glory."

by Mark Evan Smith August 27, 2005

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quim de la quim

n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.

With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

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fuck de la pluck

when a male and female simultaneously pluck each others pubes out, and place them in a cup between them. The first person to give up has to eat the cup full of pubes.

louise: 'i was playing fuck de la pluck with tom last night.... he won...'
annie: 'ewww pubey!'

by jizzeye August 2, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž