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To get punched, bit, slapped by a man for backtalking or accusing of cheating.
"Shut you're ass up before you get Chris Browned"
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A legend. A man who is multi-talented and can pretty much do anything. He can sing, rap, sing in Spanish, dance, freestyle, write music, produce it, direct videos, draw, paint, play basketball, play football, do ballet, there's not anything this man cannot do. He makes great music, is very versatile, he's charitable, loves his fans and everyone who meets him always speaks highly about how he's a fun guy, great energy and personality. Very misunderstood and underrated but a king nonetheless.
15 years and no one has surpassed Chris Brown's talent.
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when u wake up wanting to hit on many women
i woke up chris breezy, oh my god im the man
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When a man/woman beats their significant other senseless and bites multiple chunks out of them and then flees the scene.
When your girl acts up, you tell her "Im gonna Chris Brown You!"
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When fucking a girl from behind you pull out and your buddy takes your place. Then while your buddy is fucking her, you get dressed, go outside and wave to her through the window
Last night me and tommy Chris Angel Fucked that bitch. Mindfreak!
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Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.
Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.
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