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The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.
No your the cutieeeeee.
God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.
Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.
The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.
The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"