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When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana
“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
“No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood”
Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.
Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
I just had the best j a y Black wood
Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.
Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds
Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»
A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.
To have the money in hand or on the table.
Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front