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1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023


Mike woods.

A light skinned Tyler ass nigga

Bra, you a mike woods. ass nigga

by Treevibe3678 May 23, 2016


wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013


Become a wood

Become a wood is a slang used during beef or any conflict it's like basically saying dont talk shit before you become a wood,its just another way of saying if he touch me he gon be a pack for example. Tooka pack,Lil Jojo pack.

Dont be talking so much shit before you become a wood

It's cool we gon catch him slippin later on ,dont worry nigga he gon be a wood I promise you

by Become a wood April 12, 2020


jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020


Robyn Wood

To rob from the poor to feed the rich.

All she had was her incapacity benefit but he still managed to Robyn Wood her...

by King Pod January 17, 2008


Bullers Wood

Bullers Wood is a great school for all the intelligent and leng people in the world. It is a rich area and is strongly underrated.

Linda loves Bullers Wood school she has so much fun while learning.

by CouCran980 January 2, 2021