Beat it like a rented mule

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

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as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

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Beats By Dr Bob

A kool dude who has xbox, has a huge penis and gets all the women, and can beatbox on the side.

Beats By Dr Bob

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imma beat yo ass

when your girlfriend says shes going to beat your ass. shes lying. just know she is joking. mexicans say it the most but they they never will lol

imma beat yo ass

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beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

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beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.

I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!

Hong Kong beat down

Someone who is beaten up in Hong Kong.
Or someone from Hong Kong who lives anywhere else and beats the shit out of you.

Fuck man, I dont want to go to school.-person 1
why?-person 2
Big Tony said he was going to give me the Hong Kong beat down today, then rub his cheese all over my face.-person 1
SHIII!!-person 2

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