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Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 15, 2022


Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 4, 2022


pancake in a biscuit

When 2 people obviously are attracted to each other but try and make it subtle. It is normally used as a code word to cue an inside joke between a group of people.

Cody yells, "Pancake in a biscuit!" as he notices Jon and Kate are at it again.

by Whaddupfam August 20, 2015


Biscuit down a hallway

In this fun phrase the biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents a homosexual male's enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anal walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway.

by Leviethan March 15, 2016


Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 3, 2020


Sussy Biscuit

When two guys eat an Oreo at the same ti e from one end to the other.

Dude I could go for a sussy biscuit rn

by Bollocks123 January 24, 2022


Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.

Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.

by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021