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bum nart

1. being a meat head 2. being difficult

Robin was being a bm nart when she wouldn't go to a hockey game.

by braedyn! February 10, 2004

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bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

by thaibu February 15, 2010

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bum-brick

A game for the cold hearted. Also known as target practice.the objective of the game is to find a brick and find a bum.Throw the brick at the bum.Lower body shots, 5 points.Head shots, 10 points.If you miss the bum one has to go and fight the bum.If you beat the bum, 5 points. If you lose, -10 points.Usually this will go one for 6 rounds.Win or lose its sure to be one of the funniest games you will every play.

"I got my ass kicked in bum-brick".

by michael allen burks February 3, 2008

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Platter Bum

When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.

One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:

Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"

Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"

Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."

Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."

Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"

Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."

by armoroid 5000 August 4, 2009

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Bum Dribble

Bum Dripple is formed from poo and sperm mixed together after a vicious or servere fucking in the bum.

Nathan Scott is able to drink 20 cups of his own Bum Dribble under 5 seconds

by Nathan Scott January 17, 2008

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Money Bum

when a person makes the most out of his surroundings by using whatever he can to improve his comfort or situation in a bum like "situation" -- Mike

I was freezing cold in our hideout and was able to use my coat to keep me warm while sleeping on the floor. I was straight money bum.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

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bum burgalar

Literal: A slang term for a homosexual rapist, often comical and/or clumsy in their build up to the rape.

Figurative: A general term of abuse for an annoying person, usually male and oafish, such as twatbag or grease cock.

1. What ho, chap! I've just been bum burgled!

2. "Look at that twatbag." "I know he's such a bum burgalar."

by Bum Burgalar November 8, 2007

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