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On November 8, 2016, the Orange Monkey was defeated in a landslide.
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An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.
Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.
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An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
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A person with big eyes that are far apart. Attractive but something is a little off.
That guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! Dammit
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Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.
The text message you sent me was just monkey text.
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one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes
Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.
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Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.
Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!
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