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A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
A derogatory term for a straight person
Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick
The sweetest bang of your life.
That was a cotton candy bang
to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.
Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.
(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
Term popular in Reading for crushed amphetamines mixed with popping candy sweet used for recreation fizzy fun for all the family to enjoy
Person 1: hey dude did you get the popping candy
Person 2: ofc picked it up fresh tonight is going to be mad mate