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Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.
Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*
Dylan:plez no
Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat
similar to hip check but performed on weebs
-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt
When You hip check somebodys waifu so hard, she implodes waist down.
Men1: Men i love Darkness from Konosuba! *20minutes monologue about tits and ass of cartoon girl*
Men2: She got waifu checked last night, You can scrape her from the wall.
a brutal thrashing in the face which cause your chin to be split open and your eyes are swelled shut.
keep talking home boy and you are going to catch chin checks and eye swoles.
Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.
Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.
When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.