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Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023


Christian le

That tan kid

Person 1: whos Christian le?
Person 2: you mean the tan kid?

by Mactoid May 12, 2022


Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded January 8, 2018


christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer

damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”

by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022


Christian Hoe

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.

Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.

by yammerstudios March 14, 2021


Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 9, 2021


christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece

Hi i am christian gonzales i a battyman

by kai kamara March 8, 2022