blah blah blah. he does speed runs blah blah blah. has a terrible fan base of shitty children blah blah blah.
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mid dream
The fucking god of Minecraft and will sleep with your mom of you ever challenge him to manhunt
Dream used a wooden boat to jump off a mountain without taking damage
A cheap copy of the little green men in Crimea that likes to cheat whenever possible. Also famous in circles of fatherless teens.
Person 1: Dude is it those little green men again?!
Person 2: No, it's just Dream.
Person 1: Oh.
Dream is a God a Minecraft. And in love with his best friend Georgenotfound. But all around is a fun,loveing,careing, guy who plays Mincraft, and has 19m subscribers on youTube
Dream is a funny guy with a pretty personality
Dream is a phenomenon that occurs when we sleep which is not fucking real and it won’t be
Syndit dreamt of getting new Nike shoes but guess what he’s a brokie
a 40 year old virgin who lives in his parents basement, lost his dick at age 4, and regularly snorts cocaine.
"dude, dream is so great"
"WTF ARE YOU A STAN"
"no I am your mother"
*nobody laughs*
haha homeless flordian 🗿no but gogy's bf thoo. homeless green eye nipples man. im so creative it hurts 😫
techno: *whispering* tommy dont be scared of him. don't be sacred of dream hes homeless