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Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh
The name you give to someone that is being an asshole over online games. Particularly Overwatch. Most cunty dumps can be found being sweaty tryhards in every game you play. Even if you play Uno, a cunty dump will find a way to be sweaty.
Dude, quit being such a cunty dump!