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When someone farts in a elevator before you get in
John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .
The act of farting in bed, holding the covers tight on one side while there is a slight tent or tunnel in front of the nose belonging to your mate.
I told her not to make 5 bean salad for dinner so I rewarded her with a Dutch Tunnel last night.
To use your nose to penetrate a vagina in doggy style position while tonguing and sucking the clitoris and labia.
If You exhale through your nose during a Dutch rhino, you can blow your girls uterus up like a balloon.
Dutch Ball got bullied by everyone in instagram and sneaked into someone's bathroom and took pics.
''Stop being so obsessive, you are being Dutch Ball''
I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out
Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart
A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"
Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..
"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..
"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"