Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"
little bitch with big oily biceps
hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan
ethan is a guy who always wants to be the centre of attition and always talks about himself and he does not have a big pp and he normally have blonde hair and blue eyes and hes always horny and hes a weeb and loves thighs and will do anthig to have a gf and after a break up he goes to his friends and bitches about you and they come and kill you but is ok once you catch feeling for a Ethan you will never be able to lose them.
Ethan is a short and scrawny man but its ok
This person is allowed to say the N-Word, And they are an Epic Gamer Boy.
Bob "Hey, Ethan"
Ethan "Yo, What up my Nigga"
the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor
“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”