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You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.
-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"
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When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.
Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.
Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.
Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!
Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone
A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
This girl i have in 1st and 4th hour who i forget her name and call her sophie but i dont think she knotices kinda chill but a lil scary but kinda hot
Ayo thats sophia french why she got blonde hair she used to have red right?
When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.
Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.