Random
Source Code
Random
A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!
33👍 11👎
Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.
This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.
In short: Never go full retard..
Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''
Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''
21👍 6👎
Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
1👍 3👎
any weekday you find yourself out late night, surrounded by everyone you didn't plan to meet, partying like it's 1999.
What the fuck are all these people doing in my local bar at midnight on a motherfucking Tuesday? Is it a full moon Tuesday? Oh it's Wednesday? Whatever.
1👍 2👎
Eloquent Nerd-speak for "sucked" or "gay" (but not in an 1880s way).
I usually like movies based on comic books, but "The Hulk" pulled full vacuum.
1👍 2👎
Cramming 20 years of emotion into a six month relationship. 1st date consists of dinner, a u-haul, wedding plans and pulling the goalie. Only having it end on a 400 mile road on two tanks of gas.
I meet this awesome chick on tinder 2 hours ago, I think I'm going full Donald
1👍 2👎
Showing overconfidence to the point of idiocy. Unable to see one's obvious flaws.
He seemed like a decent guy. Funny, smart. But then he ended up Going Full Trump.
1👍 2👎