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The act of cutting your high school AG shop in half. Usually the tool of choice is a grinder.
#1 Dude Hortons so pissed
#2 Why?
#1 I Chop Shop 'N' Half and he's threating to give me ISS
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phwwoor mate lets sandwich that bird . yeah we shall put her in the 1 and a half foot club , wey hey
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A person who is 12.5 percent god. Most Half Demisemi gods don't even know they are in fact a Half Demisemi god cause no one gives a shit if you are even a Demi God.
The Half Demisemi God in my History Class still managed to get detention 3 times a week and pull out of the class with a D-.
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noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.
Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?
Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.
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When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.
person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.
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A part of a gui-unit with values ranging from one to six. Often used in reference to poker chips.
I raise you a gui-unit and a half!
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Middle Eastern young women living in the United States who are eager to assimilate into urban culture. Comes from the saying that Asian women who move to america are eager to have "half asian" offspring, if you know what I mean (wink wink).
Abir was born in mind to be half asian, fo shizzle my fellow black accountant. (the new half asian girls)
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