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The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
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A man's privates. Alternative name for the male reproductive organs (penis and tesicles)
Mary, I'd love it if you'd touch my Joe Camel
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Sexiest guy ever! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. <3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. = He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day <3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY!
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.
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One of the best rappers in recent years he is "the definition of a Don". He is the leader of "Terror Squad" and it is acceptable for him to use the word "nigga" in his songs. Some of his better songs include but limited to "Lean Back", "Does Anybody Know", "We Gettin' Money", "So Much More", "Safe 2 Say", "New York", and "Fight Club". He has "beef" with rapper 50 Cent who is known to be a snitch. Other names he is known as include: Joey Crack and "The Boogydown Bronxter". Some phrases he commonly uses include: "It's Crack Bitch!", "I breed you nigga's", "I'm one OG ya need ta respect", "You'll be layin in St. Raymonds in sec. 8 nigga" and "It's Crackology". He is one of the more accomplished peuto rican rappers and his legend will continue to grow. He also shows respect to "Stockton Golf" in Cape May New Jersey and supports them with world famous Mixed Martial Arts fighter Joe Son in removing "Ocean Putt Golf" aka "Goofy Golf" from frauding consumers of their well earned money. It's crack bitch!
"its cook coke crack bitch!"
"All my niggas holding it down, my street niggas, gangsta niggas".
"I Swear after this disk I will quit, Pun if you listenin you truly been missed"- Fat Joe
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A voluteer firefighter that has more emergency lighting on his/her personal car than a fire truck does.
Or a voluteer firefighter that wears his/her voice pager miles away from where he/she voluteers.
Look at that jippy joe going wooo wooo down the road.
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A drink invented on a euro-trip to ease the pain of his recent break up, Joe invented the Angry Joe out of desperation. The 3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of sweetened lime juice over ice in a rocks glass goes down too easy and will make you want to fuck things that you've never considered fucking before.
Billy had 7 Angry Joes and tried to fight the police!
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