A day to celebrate some of the best people to have crossed your path
“Happy July 3rd”
The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)
Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell
national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized
Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma
Guy2: its purple, what about yours?
Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?
stranger things super fan are born on this day, fav hobby:tik tok, funny, kinda attractive, love finn wolfard and jack dylan grazer!and is the baddest
NATIONAL AVA DAY IT IS A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY WE MUST BE NICE TO ALL AVAS THAT EVER EXISTED
Person 1:Why is that Ava looking at me weird
*person 2 punches in face*
Person 2: ITS JULY 18 we must be nice to all Ava’s
July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!
Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18
July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!
Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18