Noun: A person who CANNOT help but screw up, break, or ruin anything that they touch.
Kyle made dinner last night, so of course we all ended up finishing the evening in the emergency room.
A mega card at my high school. Gives dick to every blonde girl.
Kyle is such a chad. His dick is so big
Kyle is a male version of a Karen
Damn Kyle, calm the fuck down! Your such a Fucking Karen!