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the best blowjob you'll never get.
person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen
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a quarterback who backs up the statement, "THE ONLY IMPORTANT STATS ARE THE WIN AND LOSS COLUMNS." In his years at virginia tech and on the falcons, he is 53-13. hes not the best passer, but he more then makes up for it with his amazing running skills and the fear his abilities strike in opponents. opposing teams have had to change their defensive scheme to account for him. very similar to vince young, but youngs passing skills are far superior. but vick might be more of a threat to run. he does fumble too much, but besides that, he is a real leader who inspires his teamates and makes his whole team better. not only that, but he is a very genuine person, donating time and money to many boys clubs in the atlanta and newport news areas. he is also a very coachable player, who is eager to learn and improve his game.
michael vick isnt the best quarterback in history, but no one can deny that he is a great player.
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When your ejaculate on a black girls face so her skin appears white
He gave me a Michael Jackson last night
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To get angry and start going all truthful on minorities and shit, yo.
Ryan - "Holy fuck, that cop called those black people niggers, and told then all to get jobs and get off the welfare"
Steve - "Poor coons, they got Michael Richards't by law enforcement of all people"
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The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!
Michael Jordan.
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to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
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A sex move where the male screeches "Hee Hee" after he's done.
Females can also participate by kicking a leg out and whispering "Shamone"
Girl- "Is that what you're in to?"
Boy- "No- But that's The Way You Make Me Feel, so lets do the Michael Jackson."
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