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mike

you are weird. from tanna :)

mike is weird

by poop III August 3, 2020


mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 25, 2017


MIKE!

A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.

It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"

"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"

by twweetop September 19, 2023


Mike

A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic

"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"

"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"

by Look! I made a whale thing! July 22, 2021


Mike

slang for a pedo with an inferiority complex

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again

by th3machin3 March 8, 2022


Mike

Mostly a guy who is a gay
This have caused the term: He is a Mike

He is a Mike

by Destielmon January 27, 2017


Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023