The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.
Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!
A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend
That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike
You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt
Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.
Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!
A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.
It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"
"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"