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On November 8, 2016, the Orange Monkey was defeated in a landslide.
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An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.
Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.
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An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
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After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
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An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"
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When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall
You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom
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A retail/service employee that mans the tills!
a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"
he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
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