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One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.
Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.
I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.
The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.
He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.
Another word for mud cricket. See definition
Best if used with a country accent
Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.
resting in one's own feces after having taken it from the behind for quite a while. the fecal matter shoots out of the rectum from the pressure finally being relieved.
my god, i just had a huge mud rest - it was like a cork being pulled from a fudge champagne bottle