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someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.
maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!
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A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
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The hotttest stud mufffin aliveee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sings the best reggeaton songs and can make you dance..
No lie, best person ever.
ACERE, DALE
daddy muffin danced the night away.
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A girl who displays whorish behavior.
Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!
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The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.
Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."
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Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*
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The extremely adverse effects of womanhood that result in emotional devastation to all those surrounding. Much like an atomic bomb, but slightly more frightening. Targets anyone who does not share the problem. Occurs frequently and can be prepared for by boarding up windows and removing all sharp objects. You should also avoid doing anything aggravating to a victim of SMB. && resembles strawberries.
Stupid man victim: Can you pass the salt?
Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!
*tick,tick,tick*
Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....
*BOOM*
Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!
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