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A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆
Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis
Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess
A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.
Man, that person is such a weak penis.
If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
"omg I got jalapeño penis!"
A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)
I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.
A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.
Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"
When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.
Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.