Emo Hair Flip

a hair flip that rly hot emo kids do

girl 1: OMG that guy just did a rly hott emo hair flip
girl 2 *faints*

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Bow in your hair

The combination of these words create something you would rather not have in your hair. Saying these four words quickly will reveal a boner hair which would be unpleasant to posses anywhere other than in your pants. Please don't allow yourself to have a bow in your hair.

"Dude you have a bow in your hair."
"Ugh, that's so nasty. I gotta get rid of it now.

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Brush your hair

to calm down or relax.

Dani: oh my God Ian i just found out the best news!!! Ian: whoa hold on. Brush your hair.

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magical jew hair

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.

Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.

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arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

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gooch hair

The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.

Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.

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Satans hair lip

Alternate street name to the drug glint. Drug is injested by rubbing it ones lips. Good times.

Poppy thrashed herself through a keyhole after od'ing on satan's hair lip.

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