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Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.
Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
Just like no nut November December is when you make dark jokes in front of the minority the minority you are making fun of
“Oh shit it’s dark December we gonna have a problem when the Niggers since they want their holiday from picking cotton”
Said jack in front of a gang of black guys.
“I guess I will wait till they can’t breath”
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“Lemme send u to the gas chamber with the Jews and Fags ”
Said Kobe in front of the gays and faggots
“I hope this won’t blow up”
verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.
Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!
Someone who shits in the dark, no lights, nothing.
"I heard Danny shits in the dark"
"He's a true Dark Shisher"
The misspelling of cacao in dark cacao cookie
Person: I JUST GOT DARK COCOA COOKIE fgxjjfdtidlfjxstyhdtrysk
Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.
Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"
The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...