argh penis

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life

Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!

jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"