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Pretty much the best video game ever made with San Andreas. It is the latest video game in the GTA series. Feminists and mothers have their hands crawling up their asses over this game and can't handle the awesomeness.
Jim said, "Hey, I just got the new video game, Grand Theft Auto 5!"
"Isn't that my favorite game of all time?!" Max screamed as he orgasmed.
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Commonly used phrase in Hypixel and Hypixel-related communities to represent something having an undetermined amount of time, that's likely to almost never happen or take a very long time.
It is said to have originated from the "Wizard Tower" of Hypixel SkyBlock where the NPC there has been replying with the dialogue: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!" for the past ~2.5 years and counting.
Friend: "When is x coming out?"
Me: "3-5 Business Days"
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The fake name for 5 Seconds of Summer used by fake fans, also known as 5sosers.
5soser: I love 5 es oh es
5sosfam: Fuck you, don't talk to me ever again you fake ass bitch.
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Person: $5 to put an ad here!
Doctor: what's going on?
Person: $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here! $5 to put an ad here!
To wake up choking on your own jizz.
John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!
white pride ; symbol that means that you don' like African-Americans (especialy when colored black)
Jhonny had a 5 point star tattoo on the back of his neck
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Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
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