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When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard
Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first
when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass
yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf
You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream
*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”
You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.
"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.
Busting a load in someone’s mouth.
Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"