World War 1

the war before World War 2. Nothing else related this is well known.

woman: What happened in World War 1?
man: I have no fucking clue.

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1 Day Rule

If you break up with your bf or gf u have one day to get back together your anniversary must start over if you decide to get back together.

1 day rule : Clara and Marty broke up after eight months and they got back together after a week of separation. One day Clara tells Jordan that her and Marty have been going out for nine months. Jordan says that doesn't count because the broke up for more than one day.

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O-1-O

This is the act of blowing your wad between the eyes of a girl during the "money shot". The two "O's" represent the eyes and the "1" represents the sperm trail between them.

Hey man, last night I gave my girl the old O-1-O!

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1 week later

7 days later,
1 week after today

im going to visit your house 1 week later

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1-bit marriage

Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the United States of America and you can't have more.

America is a country where you can only have a 1-bit marriage, but they don't care if the spouse is the same gender as you.

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Type 1 Diabetes

Getting to be a cash cow for big pharma until the day you die

There will never be a cure for Type 1 Diabetes, the disease is too profitable.

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the 2-1-4

threeeee of the coolest cats live here: joehotoe, deej, and pauly baby

Corr: "yo, you been to the 2-1-4?"
Vick: "yeah dem boyz iz crazy"

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