Rural Dictionary

p funk

White, powdered heroin, usually found on the east coast of the united states, that can be snorted or injected...as opposed to black tar heroin which has a "tar" consistency and can only be injected.

yo, don't you miss that killer p funk we used to get from the Bronx?

by jon b. ny May 29, 2008

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p-unis

a little ass dick of someone who thinks they got a big one

you aint got no penis u got a p-unis

by Miss Jordan<3 November 25, 2005

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P-Town

Pinckney, Michigan

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

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An amazing woman. Not only can she sing, but she is also a very good entertainer. Her real name is Alecia Moore. She is one of the only singers these days that isn't obsessed with sex (hear Stupid Girls).

Albums:
Can't Take Me Home
Missundaztood
Try This
I'm Not Dead
Funhouse
Greatest Hits... So Far!

P!nk lyrics
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back. Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back, push up my bra like that. I don't wanna be a stupid girl.
- Stupid Girls

So, so what, I'm still a rockstar. I got my rock moves, and I don't need you. And guess what? I'm having more fun, and now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm all right, I'm just fine. And you're a tool, so, so what. I am a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight.
- So What

I'm safe up high. Nothing can touch me. But why do I feel this party's over? No pain inside. You're like protection. But how do I feel this good sober?
-Sober

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're less than fucking perfect. Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing, you're fucking perfect to me.
-Fucking Perfect