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If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...
Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!
Saying something out loud that someone is doing that is displeasing or if something is displeasing
Person 1: *buys something for $2000*
Person 2: People really be out here buying expensive ass shit for no reason
Person 1: *gives opinion on something*
Person 2: People really be out here thinking I give a fuck
Thoughts of people, animals or inanimate objects when, without context, they seem to suddenly decide go their own way as if to go help its siblings, family, tribe, etc.
It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"
Situation: A truck is rolling down the highway and a wheel suddenly breaks loose and goes its own way.
Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"
On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂
International single people's day is today
We are going skiing at Whistler this weekend, the greatest resort in the People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan!
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When you're African American and you go out in the sun and your skin begins to turn purple.
Man, I can't go outside, I got that black people syndrome
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When someone does something that gloriously confirms or exhibits a stereotype of someone who is white or otherwise very pale.
You see Joe in those pleated khakis? That's some white people shit.
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