OMG! I almost forgot it’s the 12th day in September! I need to get my fiancé a gift to celebrate his long thick, perfect dick.
Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
International Poppy Day <3 🐶
September 14th celebrates our queen poppy who is our number 1 #girlboss 🐶💞
Billy: Yo, It’s September 14th!
Ethan: Oh, ima ask out my crush then since it’s ask out your crush day
The day the finest girls in the world were born. But be careful, they are feisty. Also very artistic, poetic, and great at the arts.
I wonder what she’s like?
Damn she’s fine, must’ve been born on September 14th.
Nationa make out day today is the day to kiss
/ make out with your crush
Crush :hey
You:hi
Crush :it’s September 14th
You :oh yeah
Starts making out
National give Miguel a lap dance day
“Oh shit it’s September 14th, looks like I gotta give Miguel angel Rodriguez from rauner college prep a lap dance”