A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!
A drink of liquor brought with you on the side. Often smuggled into places, generally in a flask. Maybe at an expensive bar, a concert that doesn't allow liquor, to mix into a soda at a restaurant ETC. Usually not your main drink, but a supplemental one- however is generally acceptable as long as it is secret or not allowed.
"Shit man, these beers are $9. I couldn't afford to even get tipsy in this place. Good thing for my side liquor."
"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"
"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
When you are taken by awful surprise but not a direct hit.
Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.
I went to a meeting for Reclaim thinking that it was a true grassroots organization but it turned they are just an arm of the Democratic Party. I felt side boozled. Luckily, I didn’t actually give them money.
An absolute monstrosity of a creature so scary it should not be seen in public
Me and my siding and my father are walking in roath
To show something has moved. The shift of something farther away.
Move to dem side
Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
To distract, or be distracted, from the main goal or objective.
Quit side questing and focus!
Answer my question, don’t side quest me bro!