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A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.
I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.
Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday
a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics
Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping
Boy : do you like sleeping?
Girl : Yeah!!
Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!
Something Waffle is not allowed to have for some great unknown reason.
Waffle don't need no damn sleep
A very useless thing used only by the weak. But sometimes humans need it to survive I guess.
Something no teenager ever revives
I want to sleep but I keep having a crisis